Legal war as Brangelina pic leaked

The celebrity magazine Hello! launched legal action on Wednesday against Internet sites that printed a leaked exclusive shot of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their infant daughter.

Just as People magazine announced it had landed exclusive North American rights to the first pictures of the baby, an image of the newborn Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and her parents popped up on at least two Web sites as the cover shot for Hello!

"We were very shocked and horrified to see that this embargo has been breached," Juliet Herd feature editor for Hello! Magazine, which sells in Britain, Spain, Turkey, Russia, Dubai, Thailand and Greece, told Reuters.

"Hello! is taking legal action around the world to stop Internet sites and everyone else who may seek to publish," she said. "We are sending out legal 'Cease and Desist' letters to each of these sites."

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30 Ways to Recognize How to Avoid Seeing a Bad Movie

1. The movie's ad line includes the words, "wacky."

2. You think its coming attraction is mediocre, and then realize that these are actually what the studio considers the best scenes.

3. The producer, writer, director, editor, cinematographer, music composer, co-producer, associate producer and costume designer all have the same last name.

4. It's billed as "From the makers of..." and you didn't like that movie.

5. After the title are the words, ": The Movie."

6. It has one of those audience-leaving-the-theater television ads, and two people standing together say, in unison, "We loved it!!"

7. A newspaper can't get any of its regular critics to review it, so they assign the person who usually writes about mall openings.

8. The studio refuses to let any critic see it before it opens. They try to keep the cast out, too. And executives.

9. Its rave review quotes come from newspapers in Buffalo, Dayton, Fort Worth, Birmingham or Salt Lake City.

10. Its main...rave...review has a...lot of...dots...in it.

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Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

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Judge Lectures Woman for Ex-Lax Prank

A New Portland woman was ordered to perform 50 hours of community service for helping her daughter and two other teenage girls bake cookies laced with a laxative that were given to a teacher.

Julie Hunt, 43, was charged with misdemeanor assault last month after a police investigation into the prank at Carrabec Community School in Anson that sickened four seventh- and eighth-grade students.

Police said Hunt showed the girls, who were 13 and 14, how to crush Ex-Lax pills and mix them in with the cookie. The cookies were left on the desk of a teacher with a note that read, "We made these cookies especially for you, hope you enjoy them."

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Police raid ‘Animal House’ fraternity

Authorities raided the Dartmouth College fraternity that helped inspire the movie “Animal House,” carrying off 10 crates, a computer and other items. Investigators refused to say what the search on the Ivy League campus was about.

Court documents on Thursday’s raid were sealed, and Hanover police said only that the search at the Alpha Delta house was part of a two-year investigation and that they expect to make arrests. Alpha Delta members turned a reporter away at the door Friday.

Dartmouth junior Joe Kutney, a member of the Tri-Kap fraternity, said Alpha Delta can be “a pretty crazy house” whose members are proud of their party reputation. But he added that Alpha Delta is not the only Dartmouth frat with such a reputation.

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Email to Brown claims Bush was happy former FEMA head was taking heat for Katrina response

An "embarrasing email" leaked by former FEMA head Michael Brown to CNN quotes President Bush as saying at a Cabinet meeting held shortly after Katrina that he was pleased that Brown was taking most of the heat for the federal government's roundly criticized response to the hurricane.

"I'd rather they beat up on him than me or Chertoff," President Bush allegedly said at the meeting, referring to the head of the Department of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff. The sender also thanked Brown for "diverting hostile fire away from the leader."

CNN wasn't able to conclusively confirm that the email sent on September 7, 2005 came from the White House, but Brown said that it was sent to him by a high-level White House official, and the sender's email address ends with "eop.gov," as in "Executive Office of the President." The sender's name was blocked out by the network, as per Brown's request.

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Heros run around with scissors and cut off all the mullets and ponytails

Sometimes the past is best left in the past. But unfortunately, sometimes people have a hard time letting go.

That's right, we're talking mullets. And when some regulars at a bar in Spring Lake Park, Minn. noticed there were still too many people with mullets walking in the door, they decided to do something about it.

On most nights, things are pretty mellow at Monte's sports bar. Regulars show up to wind down. But one Friday night last year, all that changed.

Welcome to Mullet Mania -- a quest by a couple of patrons to rid their watering hole of the hairdo that is overdue for an update.

"So it's started as a joke that we were going to run around with scissors and cut off all the mullets and ponytails," said organizer Darice Weems.

What they did, is turn it into a money-maker. They raised scholarship money for the local high school by putting bounties out on people's heads.

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Judge orders a round of rock, paper, scissors to settle a dispute between attorneys

Fed up with the inability of two lawyers to agree on a trivial issue in an insurance lawsuit, a federal judge in Florida this week ordered them to "convene at a neutral site" and "engage in one (1) game of 'rock, paper, scissors'" to settle the matter.

Childish lawyers are commonplace, but the use of children's games to resolve litigation disputes is apparently a new development. The judge, Gregory Presnell of U.S. District Court in Orlando, wrote that his innovation was "a new form of alternative dispute resolution."

The proximate cause of Presnell's ruling on Tuesday was a motion saying the two lawyers in the case could not agree about where to conduct the deposition of a witness.

Presnell's order indicated that deciding such things was not part of the job description of a federal judge.

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Ronald McDonald

Nearly a week after Ronald McDonald statue disappeared from a bench outside a McDonald’s restaurant in Miramar Beach, the fast food icon was found sprawled in front of a house on Matthews Street.

Duct tape covered his mouth and Mardi Gras beads hung around his neck. A typed note taped to his chest gave few clues as to where he spent the last six days.

“I went out for a little vacation, sorry for the fuss,” the note began. “But I’m back now. I didn’t mean to cause such a problem, but maybe you should bolt me down better next time.”

A homeowner called police about 7 a.m. Friday, while neighbors gathered to have their pictures taken with Ronald. “My girlfriend was going to work this morning. She came back and she said, ‘You wouldn’t believe it. Ronald McDonald was on a mailbox two doors down,’ ” said T.J. Swafford, who brought his digital camera to the scene.

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Teachers caught having sex in classroom

Two Florida teachers have resigned after middle school students observed them having sex in a locked classroom.
Officials learned of the trysting last month when students at Coleman Middle School, a Tampa public school, reported spotting teachers Frances Sepulveda, 30, and Bryant Wilburn, 29, getting busy.
According to an investigative report prepared by Hillsborough County school officials, one student said that he saw Sepulveda with "her pants down, bouncing up and down, and Mr. Wilborn standing and sitting behind Ms. Sepluveda."
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Impeach Bush Yourself

Impeach for Peace, a Minnesota-based impeachment group, has researched a method for impeaching the president using a little known and rarely used part of the Rules of the House of Representatives ("Jefferson’s Manual"). This document actually empowers individual citizens to initiate the impeachment process themselves.
"Jefferson's Manual" is an interpretive guide to parliamentary procedure, and is included (along with the Constitution) in the bound volumes of the Rules of the House of Representatives. The section covering impeachment lists the acceptable vehicles for bringing impeachment motions to the floor of the House.
Before the House Judiciary Committee can put together the Articles of Impeachment, someone must initiate the impeachment procedure. Most often, this occurs when members of the House pass a resolution. Another method outlined in the manual, however, is for individual citizens to submit a memorial for impeachment.

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Cop Fired For Cemetery Sex

Having sex in a cemetery while on duty will get you fired a former deputy with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office learned.

Thomas Singleton, 33, a road patrol officer since November, 1998, has been terminated effective May 25 following an internal investigation which found that he had socialized with exotic dancers who had criminal backgrounds, used his agency-issued phone to call them and fornicated in the cemetery when he was supposed to be on patrol. He also reportedly frequented adult entertainment clubs which were the subject of investigations for criminal activity.

The investigation revealed that Singleton had sex with a waitress on the hood of her car in a St. Petersburg cemetery. Singleton reportedly coded his patrol car so he wouldn't get calls, indicating that he was filing reports.

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Woman Beats Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua

Having your new puppy die can be tough. But it may have pushed one Missouri woman over the edge.

Investigators said she went back to the breeder's home and forced her way in. A fight broke out, and eventually the two women ended up on the porch. That's where police say the angry owner used the dead Chihuahua puppy to repeatedly whack the breeder over the head.

According to the Saint Louis Post-Dispatch, the breeder told a neighbor to call police. That led the dog owner to get in her car -- taking the dead puppy with her, which she waved from the sunroof as she drove off.

Police aren't identifying the woman, but said she could face burglary and assault charges. The breeder wasn't seriously hurt.

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Gaming Summit Asks: How Can More Sex Be Worked Into Video Games?

Gaming professionals and enthusiasts are talking about sex in video games Thursday in San Francisco, the epicenter of American game development and the staging ground for the Summer of Love.

And what the 150 developers, gamers, lawyers and sex-industry professionals gathered for the inaugural Sex in Video Games Conference want is more of it, not less.

"The perception is video games are for kids," said Brenda Brathwaite, a veteran game designer and the conference organizer. "But people have a right to do this. Don't tell me I have to abide by this little Disney-esque palette. I may never even use the hard-core end of the palette in any game I make. But don't tell me I can't do that."

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Texas spammer fined 10 million dollars

A college student who led a massive spam e-mail operation has been fined more than 10 million dollars, the Texas attorney general said.

"Spam e-mail is not only pervasive in our society but is one of the most aggravating problems computer users face," Attorney General Greg Abbott said in a statement Wednesday.

"Today's crackdown effectively shuts down one of the worst spam operators and sends a warning to others who would engage in spam e-mailing for profit."

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Detox clinic opening for video game addicts

An addiction center is opening Europe's first detox clinic for game addicts, offering in-house treatment for people who can't leave their joysticks alone.

Video games may look innocent, but they can be as addictive as gambling or drugs — and just as hard to kick, says Keith Bakker, director of Amsterdam-based Smith & Jones Addiction Consultants.

Bakker already has treated 20 video game addicts, aged 13 to 30, since January. Some show withdrawal symptoms, such as shaking and sweating, when they look at a computer.

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Sex slave owner jailed

The first person in Australia to be found guilty by a jury of possessing sex slaves has been jailed for 10 years.

A Victorian County Court jury found Wei Tang, 44, guilty of five charges of possessing a slave and five of owning a slave.
Tang, of Fitzroy, had pleaded not guilty to the charges.

Judge Michael McInerney today sentenced her to 10 years' jail, with a minimum term of six years.

During the eight-week trial the prosecution said five Thai women, who cannot be named, were brought into Australia with the promise they would eventually be able to work legally in the sex trade.

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Born at 6 AM on 06/06/06

Horror film fan Suzanne Cooper named her baby Damien after the devil child in the The Omen, who was also born on June 6.

Suzanne went one better than the movie by hitting the full Number of the Beast with the date - 6/6/06.

Special needs teacher Suzanne, 36, was also induced for six days before Damien arrived at 6.59am, tipping the scales at a spine-chilling 6lb 6oz.

She said: "We are overjoyed about the baby. The Omen is one of our favourite films and that's why I was keeping my legs crossed for a birth on the 6th.

"It does seem a bit weird I suppose, but he's a perfect baby - nothing at all like Damien in The Omen."

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Adult Swim Reopens 'Pee-wee's Playhouse'

Adult Swim is bringing another show populated by flesh-and-blood actors to its late-night world, but this one fits a little better into the cartoon landscape.

Starting Monday, July 10, "Pee-wee's Playhouse" will join the Adult Swim weeknight lineup. Cartoon Network's late-night alter ego plans to air all 45 episodes of the half-hour series, plus a 1988 Christmas special that has rarely seen the light of day since its initial airing.

"We're all huge fans of 'Pee-wee's Playhouse,' and we're really happy that it will be a part of Adult Swim," says Mike Lazzo, who oversees Adult Swim for Cartoon Network.

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The History of Dildos in America

I am planning on writing two more articles for even more ancient history of dildos in Asia and Europe. Here is the first article for a short history of dildos here in America.

Since the beginning of recorded time the most common health complaint among women was ‘hysteria’, a medical term used to describe a woman in mental or emotional distress and a condition that was thought to be in need of immediate treatment.

To treat the so-called ailment, doctors and midwives massaged the genitals to "hysterical paroxysm," as the orgasm was scientifically termed, to release held-back energies. The procedure was performed in doctor’s offices, health spas, and the home as a standard medical procedure.

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Teacher Seeks Leave to Serve Prison Time

A city teacher convicted of stealing from elderly women tried to take a leave of absence from work to serve prison time in New Jersey without properly reporting his arrest or conviction to the right authorities, school investigators said Tuesday.

Thomas Everett will not be welcome back to the classroom, school officials said. But Everett, a disbarred lawyer who taught social studies at Sheepshead Bay High School in Brooklyn, said he hopes to teach again someday.

His strange tale was uncovered earlier this year when he submitted a request for an unpaid leave of absence lasting 60 to 90 days. In the late January request, he wrote that he had "problems with the State of New Jersey Judicial System" and "must fulfill an obligation to the State."

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