This is Myslexia

This is Myslexia. Which is a play on words with dyslexia. And Miss, I guess. Because, uhm, this is a sculpture made out of scrabble pieces. 76,000 points worth.

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Con artist leaps from wheelchair and flees

Authorities say a paraplegic who repeatedly filed claims and lawsuits for noncompliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act was a con artist without any physical limitations.

After her arrest this month by Las Vegas police, Laura Lee Medley, 35, of Alhambra leaped from her wheelchair and ran for freedom, officials said.

After complaining earlier that she was having medical problems, the woman was taken by police to a Las Vegas hospital for treatment, said David Wert, spokesman for San Bernardino County.

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Woman's Power Shut Off Over 1 Cent Charge

Just how powerful is a penny? To a Michigan energy company it's the difference between keeping your lights on and having them turned off.

Consumers Energy turned off the power to a Flint woman after she paid all but one penny of her bill, which was $1,662.08. The company told Jacqueline Williams the power would not be turned on until it received the penny.

The woman went into the Consumers' Energy office and paid the penny and got a receipt. After seven hours without electricity, her power was restored.

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Former Lebanese hijacker builds own plane

After 17 years behind bars in a Swiss jail for hijacking a plane and killing a passenger, Hussein Hariri's dream now is to fly a plane he built with his own hands.

"One day when I was in prison, I landed on a book about planes dating back to World War II. I read it in 10 days," said Hariri, 39, who returned in 2004 to his native village of Deir Qanun an-Nahr, in southern Lebanon.

"I was so taken by the book that I contacted the University of Lausanne ... and they gave me all the books they had about planes," he said.

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One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge

The Foundation is committed to providing reliable information about paranormal claims. It both supports and conducts original research into such claims.

At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. The JREF does not involve itself in the testing procedure, other than helping to design the protocol and approving the conditions under which a test will take place. All tests are designed with the participation and approval of the applicant. In most cases, the applicant will be asked to perform a relatively simple preliminary test of the claim, which if successful, will be followed by the formal test.

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Never Piss Off A Seal

Got Milk

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Mary Carey On The Campaign Trail

In further political (pornlitical?) news this week, the indefatigable Mary Carey kicked off another campaign for Governor of California in San Francisco this week. Running as an independent, she's going to need over 150,000 signatures from registered voters in order to make the ballot—a tall order for any candidate. Like any politician, though, it seems she has another agenda: after all, the whistle stop tour just happens to lend promotional support for her movie "Mary Carey for Governor". "I wear a suit and everything! It's like political porno." We think that's what's called synergy.

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Coincidence or Conspiracy ?

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This Guy Is Never Going To Get Laid

Um Ya

Damn Funny

Hottie Of The Day Aneta Buena

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Officer Somebody Stole My Blow Up Doll

An Iowa man impervious to embarrassment called cops this week to report the theft of a blow-up fashioned to resemble a porn star. According to a Council Bluffs Police Department report Trenton Camacho called cops Monday night to report that a "Priority US Mail package" containing his "Jenna Haze Love Doll" had been opened and that the plastic plaything was missing.

The box had been left in the common hallway of the apartment complex where the 21-year-old Camacho resides. In a TSG interview, Camacho said that he purchased the $32 item after receiving an e-mail solicitation and did not plan on replacing the stolen goods. Camacho added that he had not previously ordered any blow-up dolls and was not certain what he was going to do with the life-size replica of the popular Haze.

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Off with his um ya

A Philadelphia man is recovering from an alleged attack at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an exclusive interview with Action News after his release from Einstein, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal allegedly at the hands of his wife who thought he was cheating on her.

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off part of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Mother's Day Beating

Instead of a gift, flowers or even a card, two Jersey City teens gave their mom a beating on Mother's Day, according to Jersey City police.

The 14-and 15-year-old brothers were arrested for simple assault Sunday after sending their mother to the Jersey City Medical Center for treatment of cuts and bruises, Sgt. Edgar Martinez said.

"They didn't even say 'Happy Mother's Day' that morning," she said sadly.

"We were sitting there watching TV and they started asking me for $100 sneakers, jeans," she said inside her apartment yesterday. "When I said no, they started cursing me, telling me they hated me. Then they 'mushed' me into that wall."

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Hallucinations lead to bust

Terrified drug dealers committed a serious error by calling police for help with their hallucinations.

A group of friends were partying on drugs when they saw a group of tiny, white men coming up out of the fjord. This terrified them so much they rang police to ask for protection, newspaper Bergensavisen reports.

Police responded to the call from a cabin in Fusa. They found no little white men, but rather three confused Bergen residents and a pile of drugs.

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The Porno Review

This weeks movie is porn stars from mars probably the funniest porno iv ever seen. Hot green chicks with huge boobs land in the Hollywood hills and abduct men to try to find the perfect one. There is lots of dialogue witch is all hilarious Ron Jeremy playing president bushwhacker and yes there is even a midget. The special effects are totally reminiscent of plan 9 from outer space. I was laughing so hard I totally forgot to be horney. This movie definitely wins the coveted golden stiffy award.