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Guns N Roses cancels show over booze law


Guns N' Roses canceled a performance in Portland, Maine this week after being told by state officials that the band could not drink on stage.

Inspectors from the state fire marshal's office gave the band the no-drinking order when they came to look over the pyrotechnics planned for Monday's scheduled concert at the Cumberland County Civic Center, said Stephen McCausland, spokesman for the Maine Public Safety Department.

McCausland said the band had wanted to drink beer, wine and Jagermeister while performing. A couple of hours after being told that would violate state law, Guns N' Roses canceled its concert, he said.

After the cancellation, a band spokesperson blamed fire marshals for "making it impossible for the band to perform their show to the usual high standards that their fans deserve." The press release, however, did not give a specific reason for the pullout.

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Elderly harmonica player arrested for performing copyrighted songs at bar


A 73-year-old bar manager who illegally performed copyrighted tunes by the Beatles and other artists on the harmonica was arrested Thursday on suspicion of violating the Copyright Law, police said.

Arrested was Masami Toyoda, of Tokyo's Nerima-ku. He has reportedly admitted to the allegations against him.

Investigators accuse Toyoda of illegally performing 33 songs such as the Beatles' songs "Here, There and Everywhere" and "Yesterday," whose copyrights are managed by the Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers. He allegedly performed the songs on the harmonica with a female pianist at the bar he operated between August and September this year.

Officials said the society sought a provisional injunction against Toyoda in 2001 because he had repeatedly performed copyrighted songs in the past without permission, and the Tokyo District Court granted the injunction.

The society filed a criminal complaint against him in September this year because he later kept playing copyrighted songs.

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Borat sued by own characters


BORAT - the comedic reporter from Kazakhstan played by Sacha Baron Cohen - is no stranger to controversy, but he is now being sued by unwitting characters of his new movie.

Entertainment website www.tmz.com reports that two anonymous plaintiffs are suing 20th Century Fox and One America Productions, claiming members of their college fraternity were interviewed to become part of the smash Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan film.

The site reveals the plaintiffs - listed as John Doe 1 and John Doe 2 - were allegedly assured the film would not be shown in the U.S. and their identities would not be revealed.


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Bill Cosby settles sex assault suit


Bill Cosby has settled a lawsuit brought by a woman who claimed he sexually assaulted her, Cosby's publicist said on Wednesday.

Andrea Constand, a native of Canada, said in the suit the attack occurred at Cosby's home in suburban Philadelphia in early 2004, when he allegedly drugged her and then assaulted her.

"Ms. Constand and Mr. Cosby have resolved their differences, and therefore the litigation has been dismissed," Cosby's publicist David Brokaw said in a statement. He said there would be no further comment.

Constand's suit alleged at least 10 other women also had been assaulted by the 69-year-old comedian.

Prosecutors declined to file criminal charges against Cosby, saying there was insufficient evidence.

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Millions 'hit by toilet phobia'


A campaign is being launched to raise awareness of the crippling impact of toilet phobia.
The National Phobics Society estimates at least four million Britons are affected - but the true number could be many more.

In some cases people refuse to leave their homes, and risk their health.

The society has classified the disorder as an anxiety condition in its own right, and is launching a self help book and DVD.

Toilet phobia can simply be manifest as a mild distaste for public loos.


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Jim Morrison's father speaks out


The father of late Doors frontman Jim Morrison has broken his silence about his son in a book to celebrate the band's 40th anniversary.
George Morrison, a retired US Navy admiral, has shared memories of his son in The Doors by the Doors, saying his untimely death was "unfortunate".

Morrison died of a heart attack in Paris in 1971, aged 27.

It is almost 40 years since the band released their debut album, The Doors, featuring hit song Light My Fire.

The book's author, rock journalist Ben Fong-Torres, also interviewed the band's three surviving members and Jim's younger brother and sister, among others.
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Bar Busted For "Thong Thursdays"


A Covington bar must now "cover up" after it was busted for baring backsides.

According to the Cincinnati Post, police using binoculars could clearly see the activites associated with "Thong Thursdays" at Joe's.

But ironically, the problem wasn't with the bare bottoms, it was that they could be seen from the street.

The owner of Joe's says he's happy to cover the windows if it means "Thong Thursdays" can live on.

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