Myspace

Is it just me or has myspace become a place for pseudo intellectual yuppies and crappy bands with no talent trying desperately to get people to listen to their talent less crap. Myspace used to be a fun place for people to meet other people that they might not have a chance to meet otherwise now it has become a trendy shithole full of sexual predators sluts and preppie assholes. Not to mention losers who add thousands people to there friend list so they can feel better about their pathetic meaningless existence. You can actually buy myspace t shirts with repulsively stupid slogans on them like I deleted tom And don't I know you from myspace. If you don't believe me

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And do the world a favor if you own a myspace t shit kill yourself.

It was supposed to be a joke

A Henry County high school student is facing criminal charges after posting comments about his teacher on the Web site, MySpace.com. It was supposed to be a joke, but the student’s teacher was so offended, he filed defamation of character charges against the student – and another student may also be facing charges.

The teacher who is pursuing the charges hasn’t returned our calls for a comment. But Channel 2 spoke to one of the students charged, and he says it was only a prank.

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Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex

The 72-year-old mayor of Waldron has been charged with patronizing a prostitute and abusing the public trust for allegedly using his official position to obtain sex.

Assistant Prosecuting Attorney John Riedel said Mayor Troy Anderson was charged Monday in Scott County Circuit Court with four counts of patronizing a prostitute, a misdemeanor, and two counts of abuse of the public trust, a felony.

The allegations involve two women. A state police affidavit says that in one case, Anderson gave a woman with whom he was having sex special treatment on her city water bill and also paid her for sex.

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Now Hes Playing Surviver For Real

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of “Survivor,” was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings.
Hatch, 45, was convicted in January. The charges carried a maximum of 13 years in prison.
U.S. District Judge Ernest Torres said he issued a harsher than expected sentence because Hatch had committed perjury repeatedly during his trial.

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Belladonnas Birthday

The Always sexy qween of anal Belladonna turns 25 Sunday 5/21/06 Heres a link to her Myspace profile. So stop by and wish her a happy birthday.

"Official Belladonna Myspace Profile!"

MySpace.com inspiring and recruiting Islamic terrorists

While concerns about MySpace.com often focus on its use by sexual predators, the popular youth networking website may also pose a risk to the nation's security.

An investigation found the website to be fertile ground for inspiring and recruiting a new generation of Islamic terrorists, according to independent analyst Laura Mansfield.

A young man from Seattle, for example, who gives his name as Amin Al-Mujaahid As-Salafi – or "Salafi Jihaadi – has a blog that features images of al-Qaida leaders Osama bin Laden and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, British jihadist Abu Hamza, and the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, referring to them as the "Magnificent 19."

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Russell Stover Candies threaten to sue some kids over the use of the word "sampler"

Elise Macmillan was 11 years old when she co-founded her Denver-based company, the Chocolate Farm, in 1998. Her brother, Evan, was 13.

In 1999, the siblings received an Entrepreneur of the Year Award from accounting giant Ernst & Young. This year, they've received something else: a cease-and-desist demand from Kansas City, Mo.-based Russell Stover Candies.

The corporate confectionery, which owns Whitman's Candies, wants the Macmillans to stop using the word "sampler." On their website, www.thechocolatefarm.com, the siblings sell a "Chocolate Farm Sampler," which includes three-quarters of a pound of candy and a recipe book.

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Todays Hottie Annie Swanson

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Somethings Wrong

The effect of porn on male fertility:

"The results fit the hypothesis. Males who viewed the hardcore shots of other men with a woman produced more sperm (76.64±1.26 x 106/ml vs. 61.35±1.27 x 106/ml), and a higher percentage (52.1±7.3% vs. 49.3±8.0%) were actively motile. The men who thought the photos were more explicit than any they had seen before also had more potent semen than those who thought the images were relatively tame—the effect of novelty was strong.

A few other interesting correlations emerged. Moderate coffee drinking increased the sperm count. On the other hand, men who a carried a mobile phone in a hip pocket or on their belt (but not if they carried it elsewhere) had reduced sperm counts: 65.6±1.26 x 106/ml vs. 75.67±1.30 x 106/ml.

All of these results were statistically significant.

We can learn some important lessons from this.

* Ditch the cell phone!
* Drink coffee—it makes you more manly.
* Don't look at porn too often, since you can habituate.
* When you do look at porn, the more explicit, the better.
* Here's the awkward one: the more studly guys lounging about in your porn, the more anxious your gonads will be, and the better their production."

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Pornstar For Governor

While the ubiquitous Mary Carey's perennial publicity stunts public service campaigns might get most of the attention, we here at Fleshbot are proud to throw our support behind a similarly endowed candidate: we hear from our pervertedly politically-minded sibling Wonkette that retired porn actress Mimi Damayo (aka Mimi Miyagi) threw her ... er, hat into the ring this week as a Republican candidate in the Nevada gubernatorial election. We're not sure exactly what her platform entails so far—and we don't cross party lines lightly—but any candidate whose campaign involves the right to "bare arms and MILFs" and whose resumé includes such career highlights as "Busty Bangkok Bangers" and "Amber the Lesbian Queefer" can count on our enthusiastic endorsement too.

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Watching

Legislation is being prepared that would rewrite Internet privacy rules by requiring that logs of Americans' online activities be stored.
Bottom line:

The legislation would create a federal felony targeted at bloggers, search engines, e-mail service providers and many other Web sites that might 'facilitate' access to unlawful pornography.

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Damn trojan delets porn

A Trojan seen in the wild recently does not try to load lots of spyware, it searches your hard-drive and purges it of porn. According to the media-friendly security outfit, Sophos, the trojerazera virus turns off your firewall and then proceeds to delete any porn, warez and music in your P2P directories. It is not clear what kick this particular virus writer is on. Perhaps he believes that he is saving the world from porn, and filesharing. Still whoever it is, the RIAA will be pleased. "

Sam needs a favour

We interrupt this blog to bring you an important public service announcement: It seems our Sexy Samantha 38G has got herself in a bit of a kerfuddle over a magazine’s misrepresentation of her - or, more accurately, a lack thereof - and has requested our assistance to help rectify their blatant oversight. If you’ll permit me to turn the blog over to Sam for a moment…

“The people at anemagazine out right lied to me. They were supposed to do an article on me to make up for the fact that my website was not mentioned in the issue with me on the cover. Oh, they had no problem using my image to get people’s attention. But never once plugged my site as was promised. I ask all my fans to write [edit: e-mail addy removed] a nasty note. It would greatly help me show them that I am more than just one girl. Thanks, Sam”

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Bear vs monkey

Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday.

In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned. It recovered and fled onto a wooden structure, where one bear pursued and mauled it to death.

The park confirmed the killing in a statement, saying: "In an area where Sloth bears, great apes and Barbary macaques have coexisted peacefully for a long time, the harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday."

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Dude puts cigarette in paint thinner = fire

A man taking a break from painting burned down his house after trying to snuff out a cigarette in a bowl of paint thinner.

Stevie Spencer had put the bowl on his coffee table before taking a smoke break about 10 p.m. Saturday. "I forgot paint thinner was in the bowl," Spencer said. "I thought it was water."

The fire from the paint thinner ignited some papers, Spencer said. He got his wife out of the house, then tried to extinguish the flames with a hose. Spencer suffered minor injuries.

Fire Chief Jay Flynn said the house was too far gone to save it when firefighters arrived.

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Sex Scandal of the Day

So the story is that this girl banged her teacher and her boyfriend in a hotel room, the pictures got released to a bunch of her friends on Orkut and it started a crazy riot that involved police cars and tear gas.

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Shes The Man

A TRANSSEXUAL is not legally the 'parent' of his daughter because he was still a woman when the girl was conceived, the Court of Appeal ruled today.

The female-to-male transsexual's 17-year marriage to a heiress was nullified when his wife discovered he was a woman.

The transsexual, referred to by the court as Mr J, has since legally become a man under the 2004 Gender Recognition Act.

The 14-year-old girl was born from a sperm donor.

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