Monday, January 08, 2007

Incredably Dumb Child Hangs Himself After Seeing Saddam's Execution Video


A 10-year-old boy who apparently was mimicking the execution of former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein accidentally hanged himself on New Year's Eve, authorities said.

Webster police Lt. Tom Claunch said officers were called to an apartment in the 800 block of NASA Parkway about 7:30 p.m. on Sunday and found the boy dead.

Sergio Pelico's mother told police he had watched a report on Saddam's death on a Telemundo news broadcast before he hanged himself, Claunch said.

"It appears to be accidental," he said of the boy's death. "Our gut reaction is that he was experimenting."

The Harris County Medical Examiner's Office said results of the boy's autopsy are pending.

As Webster police continued their investigation, family and friends gathered for a memorial service Wednesday for Sergio.

Darwin awards for stupidity announced


Two students who died after climbing into a huge helium-filled balloon for the 'buzz' of inhaling the gas paid the ultimate price for their stupidity.

But at least Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, have won posthumous recognition – topping the list at the annual Darwin Awards.

The pair were discovered with their feet sticking out of a deflated promotional balloon used to advertise flats for sale at LakeView, South Florida.

The two apparently pulled the balloon out of the sky and squeezed themselves inside, where they died of oxygen starvation.

They were, presumably, unaware that many regard helium is the best gas for euthanasia.

Miss Rydman's mother, Linda, said at the time of the tragedy: 'It was more of a fun thing they thought they were doing. You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium.'

The awards – stupidity's answer to The Oscars – are named in honour of Charles Darwin and given out every year to people 'who have improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it'.
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50 Launches G Unit Books


First hip hop, then Vitamin Water and now book stores across the globe! 50 Cent appears at Borders Books on Columbus Circle with two of his writers for the launch of G Unit books. 50 will be on hand for a book signing of Death Before Dishonor,
Thats funny didn't even know he could read he sure cant rap for shit. Maby he should stick to blunts 40s and getting shot and leave the raping to real rapers like Snoop, Cypress Hill, DMX and Redman and leave the writing to people like Kurt Vonnegut. Or maby he should just do the world a favor and shove a shotgun down his fucking throat and blow the back of his talentless head the fuck off.

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Mel Gibson Is A Theif


A Mexican director is suing Mel Gibson, claiming he has stolen his ideas.

Juan Catlett insists that Gibson stole some of his work for his new film Apocalypto, by using scenes from Catlett's film Return To Aztlan.

He claims that the director's manager requested a copy of the 1989 movie whilst Apocalypto was in its filming process.

Catlett has now started legal proceedings against Gibson. Apocalypto opened earlier this month, taking £10 million in the first weekend.

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