Saturday, July 01, 2006

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Ex-husband says Jennifer Lopez engaged in voodoo


Jennifer Lopez's first husband has agreed to an injunction barring him from publishing a tell-all book about their brief marriage and the couple's sex life. Noa (who remained friendly with his ex following their split) testified that Lopez "was doing voodoo when we weren't married. She was doing bad things to a lot of people when we were friends. And I knew all this time, because we did personally, me and her, to this particular lady." Noa added that Lopez did voodoo and "all this religious bullshit" to former lovers, including Sean "Puffy" Combs. The purported voodoo practices apparently stem from Lopez's religious devotion and the influence over her by a "Madrina," which is often described as a spiritual mentor for Santeria practitioners. Asked in a June 1 deposition why he thought he could keep selling stories about Lopez despite signing the six-figure settlement agreement, Noa said, "I mean, I live a free country. No? I can express myself. I can talk and say whatever I want to. No?"
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    Homes hide 33 dead cats


    What started as a probe of a cat bite in the Fox Den neighborhood instead has led to the filing of more than 26 charges of animal cruelty against Sylvia Sexton. More charges are pending, Head said.

    Sexton owned a house in Fox Den on Champions Point but apparently did not stay there at night, Head said.

    On June 19, Animal Control officers Debra Beeler and Tina Lee received a complaint of a cat biting someone in the subdivision. In tracking down the owner of the cat, the officers wound up three days later at Sexton's home armed with a search warrant compiled by Knox County Assistant District Attorney General Steve Garrett.

    Once inside Sexton's house, the officers witnessed a macabre scene, according to the arrest warrants.

    Warrants state Beeler and Lee found 26 cat carcasses in various stages of decomposition, some so old they had "mummified."
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    More NASA Officials Say Shuttle Not Safe


    Key NASA officials who oversee the agency said they don't believe the shuttle is safe for launch, according to a Local 6 News report.

    E-mails sent to NASA's administrator from the agency's inspector general's office obtained by the Orlando Sentinel said they didn't believe shuttle Discovery should launch without more work to prevent foam insulation from breaking off the external fuel tank.

    NASA already had a "no go" for flight from the agency's top safety official and chief engineer. However, NASA managers went ahead and gave the "go for launch" for Saturday.

    Meanwhile, NASA declined Thursday to release documents from a critical safety meeting where managers debated whether to go forward with the shuttle launch.

    Local 6 News partner Florida Today and The Associated Press asked the agency to release records from the Flight Readiness Review meetings under the Freedom of Information Act. The records outline the safety issues raised during the June 16-17 meetings at Kennedy Space Center.


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  • Man sues over Web site comments


    A city attorney is suing the creator of a Web site that lets women dish dirt on men they claim have wronged them, saying they made defamatory statements about him.

    Attorney Todd J. Hollis sued because he contends two Pittsburgh-area women and other anonymous users posted items about him on http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com in which they claim he is unfaithful, among other things, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported Thursday.

    Hollis filed the suit Thursday in Allegheny County against Tasha C. Joseph of Miami, who created the site, which bills itself as a "cost-effective weapon in the war on cheating men."

    Joseph, 33, a former columnist for the Miami Herald, said any man can post a rebuttal on the site.

    Lida Rodriguez-Taseff, an attorney representing Joseph, said the site is no different than the proverbial coffee shop where people go and chitchat."

    "You would never think of holding the coffee shop owner liable because other people went in and defamed other people," Rodriguez-Taseff said.
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    Free Melissa Midwest



    Despite her superstar web model status, it can't be easy being Melissa "Midwest" Harrington this month: first she's the subject of a widespread backlash in the adult webmaster community due to her alleged overzealous dildo use on a fellow model during a video shoot, and now a Nebraska judge has found her guilty of violating a public decency ordinance after she hosted a wet t-shirt contest at a Lincoln bar last spring: "Police said Harrington conducted the show while topless. Harrington argued that she was not nude from the waist up, because she covered her nipples and areolae with pink paint." While she potentially faces eight months in jail when she's sentenced in August, Melissa isn't going down without a fight: "I also can't believe I lost, I mean the officer lied in under oath during my trial. I have since filed a complaint against him and hired a special attorney to look into that. If we are talking about breaking laws I think perjury by a Lincoln Police Officer is a lot worse then my breast being covered with the wrong material."
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    Money doesn't make people happier.



    A psychologist at Stony Brook University, collaborating with scientists at other institutions, has discovered what philosophers have long known: Money doesn't make people happier.

    Yet the perception that it does continues to motivate people to want more and do more to get more.

    In a study that appears today in the journal Science, Stony Brook's Arthur Stone, vice chairman of the department of psychiatry and behavioral sciences, working with scientists at Princeton University, the University of Michigan and the University of California in San Diego, explore the intangible relationship between money and happiness.

    "It's mostly illusory," Stone said. "When you look at people's actual experience, the rich are not happier than others. And if they are, it has little to do with the money they have."

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    FBI says string of deaths in Nome, Alaska was not the work of a serial killer


    A string of disappearances and mysterious deaths of Native villagers visiting Nome was not the work of a serial killer, an FBI analysis of the cases has concluded.

    An FBI study of 24 missing persons and suspicious death cases assembled by Nome police said excessive alcohol consumption and a harsh winter climate were common ties in many of the cases. In nine of the cases, where no bodies were ever found, state and local investigators said they will continue to search for new leads.

    The FBI conclusions were summarized at a news conference Thursday morning in Nome called by the Native nonprofit Kawerak Inc., which has been working with law enforcement and other Nome-area Native and civic groups on the disappearances.

    A list of victims' names in 20 cases was released by local officials last year in an effort to solicit information from the public. Nome police said they plan to talk with families of the victims in the coming weeks before releasing an updated list of names and an explanation of what they think happened.

    Of the 24 cases, three are being left alone at the request of families, two had already been prosecuted criminally, and one was a snowmachine accident, said Nome Police Chief Craig Moates. In nine of the cases, a re-examination of available evidence produced "definitive outcomes," Moates said. He said alcohol was a common factor in those cases.

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  • Mexican ex-president ordered arrested in massacre


    A judge on Friday ordered the arrest of Mexico's former President Luis Echeverria for a 1968 student massacre in a surprise move just two days before a presidential election. An appeals court found enough evidence to support the charge of genocide brought against Echeverria, 84, by special prosecutor Ignacio Carrillo and hold the former president for trial, reversing a lower court decision last year. The arrest order, after two failed attempts in recent years to charge Echeverria with genocide, is a breakthrough in outgoing President Vicente Fox's halting drive to punish those responsible for past government brutality. Fox leaves office in December. "For the first time in Mexico's history a president will be tried in this way," Carrillo said after receiving Judge Jose Angel Mattar's 1,200-page resolution in the complex case. "This will work against a repetition of abuse of power, to impede it forever."
    Echeverria is expected to be held under house arrest due to his age and health concerns, defense attorney Juan Velasquez said. Echeverria was president from 1970 to 1976, at the height of a so-called dirty war against leftists. He was interior minister in charge of national security when government troops stormed a student rally in the capital on October 2, 1968, days before the opening of the Mexico City Olympics in a tragedy that remains an open wound for many Mexicans.

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  • Italian Restaurant Finds 6 Gnomes on Roof

    Six garden gnomes arrived atop Poppi's Italian Family Kitchen about the time of the summer solstice _ facing the sunrise _ and the restaurant's owner says it's OK for them to stay.

    "We've noticed there's fewer pigeons. We think they're afraid of the gnomes," owner Dan Perryman said Thursday.

    Perryman suspects area teenagers placed the gnomes atop the restaurant; no employees have admitted taking part in the prank.

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    Women steals safe form work and asks cleaning crew for help


    police said the women charged with stealing a concrete-encased safe from a Mall Road gym early Wednesday left a trail of witnesses, scrape marks and broken concrete that led right to their door. And the detailed tip that led investigators to the suspects actually came in a handwritten note from a man who said he helped the women load the hefty haul into their car. Jennifer L. Perriman and Stacey N. True, both 21, of Burlington, Ky., are charged with third-degree burglary. Police said they gave written confessions to the crime. Investigators said the pair entered Fitworks, 7541 Mall Road, about 12:30 a.m. Police said Perriman works at the gym and used her key to get in after hours, but was apparently surprised to find a cleaning crew inside.
    "The cleaning crew knew her as an employee because she came in through the front door with her keys," said Florence police Capt. Linny Cloyd. The two women kept asking the cleaning crew when their work would be finished, Cloyd said, but finally tired of waiting and decided to go ahead and take the safe."That's when they asked if (the cleaning crew) could help them put the safe in their car," he said.

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  • Jewish family flees Delaware school district's aggressive Christianity


    A large Delaware school district promoted Christianity so aggressively that a Jewish family felt it necessary to move to Wilmington, two hours away, because they feared retaliation for filing a lawsuit. The religion (if any) of a second family in the lawsuit is not known, because they're suing as Jane and John Doe; they also fear retaliation. Both families are asking relief from "state-sponsored religion."

    The behavior of the Indian River School District board (some of its members are pictured here) suggests the families' fears are hardly groundless.

    The district spreads over a considerable portion of southern Delaware. The families' complaint, filed in federal court in February 2005, alleges that the district had created an "environment of religious exclusion" and unconstitutional state-sponsored religion.

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