Jerking Off At The Library

A news crew in Cleveland confronts a kid who has been jerkin it regularly to porn at the public library. These guys are so mean, they pretend to be just interviewing him randomly then they totally pounce all over him. They even follow him to his home where his dad goes psycho!

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Bangin Becky

I stumbled across this its an index of all the free galeries she has up.

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MC Hammer Has A Blog

Yeah, that's right, MC Hammer (you can't touch this!) has his own weblog, where you can see all the hammers!

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Swarm

What is Swarm?
The Basics:

Swarm shows you what websites people are visiting, right now.

Swarm is a graphical map of hundreds of websites, all connecting to each other. It updates itself every second with where people are going and coming from. As sites become more popular, they move towards the center of the swarm and grow larger. Conversely, sites that lose traffic move away from the center and grow smaller.

Website traffic is symbolized with thin lines. Each time you see a line appear, it means someone has moved from one site to the other. You can gauge how many people are swarming around based on the number of lines.

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Armless man charged with reckless driving in New Zealand

An armless man stopped for speeding was driving with one foot on the steering wheel and another on the pedals, a policeman testified in court.

Colin Smith, who was born without arms and has never held a driver's licence, appeared in court Thursday charged with driving in a manner likely to be dangerous to the public.

The police officer who stopped Smith said the driver's seat was reclined and the armless man appeared to be using one foot to steer the car and the other to work the accelerator and brake. Smith, 31, entered no plea but said he would defend himself against the charges.

He told the court he had been driving for years, using his feet to steer, and had never had an accident.

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Jennifer Steele organizing a Support Our Troops Gangbang

Let's all give a 21-gun salute this Memorial Day weekend to pornstress Jennifer Steele for organizing a XXX Support Our Troops Gangbang to benefit disabled veterans. Interested military personnel (male or female) are invited to apply

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North Carolina kids rushed to hospital after spraying each other with stolen mercury

One child was taken to the emergency room and a man was arrested Wednesday in connection with a mercury contamination scare that caused a Durham school, a church, a UNC library and numerous homes to be evacuated.

Carlos Guerra, 21, was arrested in Wake County Wednesday for allegedly giving mercury to four children at a church on Ramseur Street last Friday, according to Durham Sheriff's Lt. Don Paschall.

Guerra obtained the mercury while working for an air conditioning company in Garner, Paschall said. Guerra has been charged with misdemeanor larceny and bond was set at $2,000, according to the Wake County Sheriff's Office.

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$10k reward to catch tree vandal

THE Australian Labor Party has posted a reward of $10,000 for information to help police catch the vandals who poisoned the historic Tree of Knowledge.

The 200-year-old ghost gum, at Barcaldine in Queensland's central west, is struggling to survive after it was poisoned with chemicals sometime after Labour Day on May 1.

It is believed around 30 or 40 litres of toxic pesticide was used to poison it.

The tree is an integral part of Australian folklore as the birthplace of the ALP, in the 1890s during the great shearer's strikes.

Premier Peter Beattie told the Queensland parliament today the ALP had decided to post a $10,000 reward to help police in their investigations.

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Woman gets tired of police helicopter flying around her, shoots bottle rocket at it.

An Orange County woman got so upset the sheriff's office helicopter was flying around her house, she took matters into her own hands and was arrested.

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Man robs bank, sits and reads a magazine

Police in Austin arrested a man on Thursday who allegedly walked into a bank, demanded money from a teller and then sat down and read a magazine.

Paul Wendell Gunn, 61, surrendered to police about an hour after he went to the bank and demanded an undisclosed amount of money, said Round Rock police spokesman Eric Poteet.

After the teller gave Gunn the money, he sat down on a couch inside the bank and started reading while everyone else evacuated, Poteet said in Thursday's online edition of the Austin American-Statesman.

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Grandma glues eyes shut with super glue?

Great-grandmother Terry Horder got the fright of her life when she accidentally stuck her eyes shut with super-strength glue.

The 78-year-old Wurtulla resident was defrosting the fridge when her eyes started watering and she reached for a bottle of allergy eye drops. But instead of grabbing the medicated drops she got Loctite 401 instant glue. The powerful adhesive was being kept in the fridge to avoid heat damage.

"That second my eyes were glued shut and I realised the glue was next to the drops in the fridge," Mrs Horder said.

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House burns after chick's hair catches fire

A woman injured herself and burned a large portion of her home when a candle she was using fell from a shelf and lit her hair on fire.

Ollie Jones, 52, was reading her Bible by candlelight when the fire started, her daughter told the St. Augustine Record. Jones ran from the house screaming and a neighbor helped douse her head.

About 30 percent of the house had already burned by the time firefighters arrived, Fire Marshal John Rayno said. Firefighters contained the fire, but the rest of the house sustained heavy smoke damage. Family members said Jones was hospitalized in stable condition.

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OSMOND SHOCKED BY DAUGHTERS' INTERNET SEX TALK

Pop star-turned-doll maker MARIE OSMOND has launched a personal crusade to clean up the Internet after learning her two teenage daughters have been posting sexually explicit correspondence on their MySpace.com websites. The PAPER ROSES singer felt compelled to give a statement to US tabloid National Enquirer after the publication uncovered outrageous content on her daughters JESSICA and RACHAEL's blogs. On her site, 18-year-old Jessica, who was adopted by Osmond as an infant, claims she is a bi-sexual who craves sex "as many times as possible," while her 16-year-old sister describes herself as a "slut" and a "whore" in correspondence and opened up about her dreams of having sex with DAVID BOWIE.

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The Friday Face Shot

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