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Prison: Killer broke rules with M&M art

A convicted killer who sold postcard-size paintings he created with dye from M&Ms and brushes fashioned from his hair broke prison rules by running an unauthorized business out of his cell, officials said.

While Donny Johnson hasn't profited from his art -- all the money is being used to start a program for children of inmates -- prison officials said he was wrongfully engaged in a business without the warden's permission.

Johnson, 46, has been locked up since 1980 for second-degree murder in a drug-related killing. In 1989, he was convicted of assaulting one guard and slashing the throat of another. He's now serving life without parole in the most secure unit at Pelican Bay State Prison in Crescent City, about 10 miles south of the Oregon border.

The details of possible disciplinary action were unclear. A hearing on the matter will be held in the next few weeks, said Terry Thornton, a spokeswoman for the state Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation.

His lawyer, Charles Carbone, disputed that Johnson violated the rules.

"There's a very large question mark over the legality and morality of what the department has done to punish an inmate for trying to better himself and better his community," he said.

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FORGOTTEN : D.A. put him in jail to assure his testimony

For two months, from mid-November 2004 to mid-January 2005, Odd languished in the Curran-Fromhold Correctional Facility, trying to figure out why he was there, and desperately trying to convince somebody - anybody - to set him free. Odd, 42, was jailed at the request of a Philadelphia assistant district attorney - not as punishment for a crime, but to ensure his testimony as a witness in a murder case. Yet, even after the murder charges were dismissed, no one bothered to release Odd from prison. Odd - who finally obtained his freedom after sending a written plea to a public defender - is suing the assistant district attorney who jailed him, Tom Malone, and the district attorney's office. His suit was filed in federal court in May. "The evidence will establish that Mr. Malone was deliberately indifferent to the needs of my client for his liberty," Odd's attorney, Daniel Silverman, said in an interview. "He was the only one in the entire system who knew why he was in jail," Silverman said of Malone. "I can finally use the expression 'Kafka-esque.' " Malone, who has left the D.A.'s office to practice civil law, referred all inquiries about the case to the D.A.'s office, which is representing him in the matter. Cathie Abookire, spokeswoman for the D.A.'s office, issued this statement: "Nobody should be in jail unless there is a specific legal justification. The reason for this person's imprisonment and the responsibility for effectuating his release are the subject of the litigation."

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Nicotine in a bottle on its way to Canada

Canadian smokers may soon have a new alternative to lighting up a cigarette to soothe their need for nicotine -- and it comes in a bottle.

Nic Lite, a lemon-flavoured, water-based nicotine drink that contains four milligrams of organic nicotine -- equivalent to the amount of the drug found in two cigarettes -- may soon be landing a spot on store shelves on this side of the border.

In a statement released in June, the makers of Nic Lite said they plan to roll out the product in more than 50 U.S. airports, targeting nictoine-addicted airline passengers facing the agony of smoke-free flights.

"We attempted to find other products that might have the same biological effect on people to help them when they can't smoke, or in our case, when they can't smoke and shouldn't smoke,'' said Joseph Knight, CEO of the California-based Nico Worldwide Inc., the makers of Nic Lite.
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Naked Man Leads Cops To Home Pot Farm

An incoherent man who was walking nude in a secluded upstate neighborhood led police to a family-run marijuana-growing operation earlier this week.

Police in the Orange County town of Woodbury received a report Monday afternoon of a naked man spotted in the hamlet of Highland Mills, near West Point. When they arrived, they found 35-year-old Robert Ferranti rolling on the ground and babbling incoherently.

He allegedly fought with the cops before being subdued and taken to a local hospital for a mental health evaluation.

Authorities said their investigation led them back to the street where Ferranti was arrested. Armed with a search warrant, officers say they found a sophisticated pot-growing operation in a home Ferranti rented with Michael Cody.

Police seized five pounds of pot and $10,000 in cash.

Cody and his two adult children have been charged with criminal possession of marijuana.

Prank Leaves Woman Glued To Mall Toilet Seat

A Council Bluffs woman was taken to an emergency room after she became glued to a toilet seat. It happened Wednesday at a public restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs. Investigators said they believe someone put some sort of cement compound on the toilet seat. Paramedics wheeled out a 53-year-old woman who got stuck. The Council Bluffs Fire Department said they believe the woman sat on a liquid cement substance, not bonding glue. They were able to free here after several minutes using fingernail polish remover. Paramedics said she suffered burns to her skin. She was treated at Jennie Edmundson Hospital in Council Bluffs. Investigators are now looking for the culprit. They are classifying the incident as an aggravated assault and criminal mischief. The victim told NewsWatch 7 by telephone that she wants people to know how physically painful the burns are to her skin. She said that having a number of paramedics free her from a mall bathroom is one of the most embarrassing moments of her life. She said she hopes the police find whoever did it, so no one else has to go through what she did.

A short history of a longstanding sex toy

It's 20,000 years older than the wheel and a whole lot less practical, but whether you're stroking, poking, pegging or pounding, the dildo is still one of the most entertaining human inventions. When you insert a dildo, no matter which hole, you are taking part in a tradition that has survived the rise and fall of numerous civilizations and has spanned cultures around the world.

Over the millennia, horny and industrious humans have employed all manner of materials for their plugging pleasure. The dildo enjoyed many incarnations before the mass production of modern rubber and silicone models that we know today. There were unripe bananas being used in early Arab and Polynesian cultures, jade and bronze cocks in China and resin-coated camel dung dongs in ancient African cultures.

One of the world's oldest known dildos is a polished siltstone phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 28,000 years ago. It was discovered in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany. The 20-centimetre dildo, reassembled from 14 fragments, shows distinctively penile rings etched around one end. The artifact also has scars showing it was also used for knapping flint chips.

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Porn star in wax

JENNA JAMESON became the first ever PORN star to be honoured by Madame Tussauds yesterday.

The gorgeous blonde unveiled her wax model at the famous museum in Las Vegas.

Despite making her living stripping off the cameras, Jenna, who has starred in more than 100 porn films in her career, decided to keep her clothes ON for the occasion.

A spokesman for Madame Tussauds said: "We're sure she'll be very popular."

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