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Grim Reaper - Rock You To Hell


Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby


Gerardo - Rico Suave


Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know Its True


Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)


Aqua - Barbie Girl


Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy


New Kids On The Block - Hangin Tough


Journey - Separate Ways


Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

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Live Rattlesnakes Released In 'Snakes On A Plane' Theater

Two live diamondback rattlesnakes were released in an Arizona movie theater during a showing of the new film "Snakes on a Plane," according to Local 6 News. Authorities said pranksters released the young venomous rattlesnakes in a dark theater at the AMC Desert Ridge near Tatum and Loop 101 in Phoenix. The two snakes caused a panic in the dark theater, according to the report. "That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me." Wranglers were called to collect the snakes, the report said. No one was injured in the incident and, so far, the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theater in backpacks. "This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes." The snakes were released into the desert.

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Nazi Restaurant

A new restaurant in India's financial hub, named after Adolf Hitler and promoted with posters showing the German leader and Nazi swastikas, has infuriated the country's small Jewish community.

'Hitler's Cross', which opened last week, serves up a wide range of continental fare and a big helping of controversy, thanks to a name the owners say they chose to stand out among hundreds of Mumbai eateries.

"We wanted to be different. This is one name that will stay in people's minds," owner Punit Shablok told Reuters.

"We are not promoting Hitler. But we want to tell people we are different in the way he was different."

But India's remaining Jews -- most migrated to Israel and the West over the years -- say they are outraged by the gimmick.

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What It Feels Like... To Have Two Vaginas

I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."
What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.
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Man Barbecues Neighbor’s Dog, Gets 2.5 Years

A man from the Urals region of Russia was sentenced Tuesday to 2.5 years behind bars for killing his neighbor’s dog and making a barbecue from it.

Interfax reported that Dmitri Purigin, 29, was having a barbecue with friends in front of his house in February 2006. His neighbor’s son, aged 11, was walking his dog, a stray mongrel he talked his parents into taking in.

Purigin approached the boy, snatched the leash away from him and went off with the dog.

When the boy’s mother came home later that day, it was too late to save the animal. The dog had been killed, skinned and part of the meat had been barbecued and eaten. Some was left in the snow for later, with the bloody skin lying nearby.

A court found Purigin guilty of robbery and gave him a prison term. The defendant tried to appeal the ruling, but failed.

Paramount cuts ties with Tom Cruise

Viacom Inc.'s Paramount Pictures unit is ending its 14-year relationship with Tom Cruise's film production company because of the actor's offscreen behavior, the company's chairman said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.

Sumner Redstone, Viacom chairman, said the behavior of the star of the "Mission: Impossible" series and "Top Gun" was unacceptable to the company, according to the Wall Street Journal story e-mailed to reporters.

Cruise, one of Hollywood's biggest stars, has been known more recently for his antics on U.S. television talk shows, including jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch to declare his love for Katie Holmes and criticizing the use of antidepressant drugs.

"As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal," Redstone was quoted as saying in the Wall Street Journal. "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

Cruise's representatives and officials from Viacom and Paramount did not have any immediate comment on the report.

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Osama bin Laden was infatuated with Whitney Houston

According to a new book from Osama bin Laden's ex-girlfeiend, Kola Boof, Laden had an infatuation with Whitney Houston and thought about killing her husband Bobby Brown.

Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet, makes the claims in her new autobiography, Diary of a lost Girl. Boof also claims that Osama bin Laden came across photographs of Star magazine, as well as copies of playboy magazines in the briefcase of bin Laden.

Boof goes on to say Osama didn't spend all his time reading the Koran. Apparently he was a bit of a fan for Playboy, "In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of playboy."

Kola claims she was once Osama bin Laden's sex slave for four years and says he held her prisoner then raped her in a Moroccan hotel room.

On Whitney, Boof says Osama could not stop talking about the Bodyguard star even though he disapproved of her music. Printed in an excerpt in Harpers Bizarre, the Sudanese girlfriend says in her book, "Osama kept coming back to Whitney. He asked if I knew her personally. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."
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Man Accused Of Biting Boy's Genitals

A 60-year-old man in Lake County, Fla., is accused of biting a 6-year-old boy's genitals as a punishment, according to a police report.

Investigators said Nelson Chaudoin of Sorrento, Fla., was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation on a boy after a woman called police to report the alleged incident.

The woman told police that when she confronted Chaudoin about biting the boy's genitals, he said he bit them because the boy would not stop touching himself, according to The Daily Commercial in Lake County.

The report said the boy told police that Chaudoin did bite him.

It was not known if the boy was clothed when the alleged biting occurred.

Chaudoin was transported to the Lake County Jail and was being held on a $15,000 bond.

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Five beheaded in India's Assam for "witchcraft"

A group of villagers beheaded five people including a man, his wife and teenage daughter in India's remote northeast region, accusing them of practising witchcraft, police said on Tuesday.

The villagers stormed the house of the 55-year-old man in Assam state's Kokrajhar district, about 240 km (150 miles) west of the state capital of Dispur, just as the family finished dinner on Monday, a police officer said.

Around the same time, another group raided the house of a couple in a nearby village and hacked them to death. The area is dominated by Bodos, one of dozens of tribal groups in the restive northeast.

Nearly a dozen people have been killed in the area in the past week by villagers who accused the victims of practising witchcraft after many people fell ill due to an undiagnosed disease, the police officer said.

"Illiteracy is the main cause of such superstitious beliefs. At the same time, some people with vested interests also take advantage of this to settle personal rivalries," the officer said.

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Virgin Mary Spotted In Foreman Grill Tray

A St. Louis man claims to have seen an image of the Virgin Mary, but you're not going to believe where he says her face appears. John Milanos was cooking a hamburger on his George Foreman Grill last week in Missouri. After he was done, he said the Holy Mother's face appeared in the leftover grease. The grease was in a small plastic drip pan that catches the grease and other fluids that run off the grill. Milanos saved the grease in his refrigerator so he could show his friends and the makers of the George Foreman Grill. So far, the company has not responded to Milanos.

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Girlfriend beaten in sex-aid fight

Darren Colliver, 30, attacked Louise Franklin when she told him the online payment had not gone through.

Inner London Crown Court heard how he poured shampoo in her eyes and mouth and smashed a drawer on her legs.

Colliver, of Peckham, south-east London, was jailed for three years and four months after admitting a string of violent offences from 2003 to 2005.

Colliver admitted charges of grievous bodily harm, actual bodily harm, harassment, common assault and criminal damage.

The court heard how Ms Franklin, fearing the worst, had not gone home the night the transaction failed.

In an attempt to make amends the following day, she bought Colliver his favourite cake but he flew into a violent rage.

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