The Asphole: 09/11/06

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Monday Mugshot Bill Gates

Bill Gates arrested in Albuquerque, New Mexico (USA) on December 13th 1977 for a minor traffic violation.
He already was President of MicroSoft, founded in 1975.

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Movies To Watch The Doom Generation

The Doom Generation is the second part of what Araki calls his teen apocalypse trilogy, the cream filling in the Oreo of Totally Fucked Up and Nowhere. While Nowhere is a very, very, very dark comedy, The Doom Generation is just dark, reflecting the despair of directionless youth tossed through life and battered by forces beyond their control or understanding. Our heroes are propelled on a journey to nowhere by events that happen with no explanation. Their only possible responses are the two most primal of options: fight or flee.

Acid attack after lover learns he's married

In this case, an army sergeant was seriously injured after he was allegedly splashed with acid by his live-in girlfriend after she found out that he was already married.

Sgt Shahril Hashim, 41, has been warded at the Sarawak General Hospital for severe burns on his face and upper body, reported The New Straits Times.

The incident allegedly occurred about 2.30am on Tuesday at Sgt Shahril's rented house in Kampung Haji Baki.

According to a report lodged by Sgt Shahril's colleagues, the girlfriend had been living with him for a few months before the incident.

According to the paper's police sources, when they first met, Kuantan-born Sgt Shahril had told the woman that he was a bachelor.

The woman was apparently very persistent over the future of their relationship, but Sgt Shahril kept giving her excuses on the question of marriage.

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Prison for faking kid porn pics

A PERVERT computer buff who altered images of nude women to make them look like children was jailed yesterday.

Stafford Sven Tudor-Miles scanned photographs of adult porn stars. On some he added school uniforms.

Art student Tudor-Miles, 38, admitted indecency charges and breaching a sex offender’s order. He was jailed indefinitely and ordered to serve a minimum of 15 months.

Teesside Crown Court heard Tudor-Miles, of Middlesbrough, had previous convictions stretching back almost 20 years.

In 1987 he followed a woman of 19, stripped her and tried to rape her.

He was jailed for six years in 1997 after grabbing an 11-year-old girl at knifepoint, tying her up and blindfolding her, then forcing her to commit a sex act.

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Chris Klein the biological father of Suri Cruise??

The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein?

Silence Of The Lambs The Musical

Silence of the Lambs* - The Lambs
If I Could Smell Her Cunt - Dr. Lecter
Are You About a Size 14? - Buffalo Bill
Quid Pro Quo - Clarice and Dr. Lecter
It's Me! - Dr. Lecter and the Police
Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket - Buffalo Bill and Catherine
We're Goin' In - The FBI, Buffalo Bill and Clarice
In the Dark with a Maniac - Clarice, Buffalo Bill and Catherine
Silence of the Lambs* (Reprise and Finale) - The Lambs, The FBI, Clarice and Dr. Lecter

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Madonna concert 'endangers thousands'

Madonna's concert in Moscow next week could put thousands of lives in danger, according to the architect who designed the venue.

The singer is due to play the Luzhniki Stadium next Tuesday, but the building may not stand the volume of her music

Nodar Kancheli warns: "The stadium could collapse if audio frequency resonates with the vibration frequency of the building. The sound waves could damage the structure."

Another of Kancheli's designs, the Transvaal Water Park Stadium, collapsed in 2004, killing 28 people.