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$50 fine awaits those police see riding bike too fast


Bicyclists will have to gear down on the Monon Trail in Carmel next week, thanks to new speed limits.
The Carmel City Council passed the limits three months ago, but the enforcement had to wait until the limits were posted. Some of the signs already are in place, and once all are planted along the trail early next week, police will begin to hold people accountable.
The fine for scofflaws: $50.
The ordinance says no one can go more than 15 or 20 mph on the paved trail, depending on location. It's 15 mph from 111th Street to 136th Street, and 20 mph everywhere else in Hamilton County.

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  • Teachers Get Stoned


    Muffins filled with marijuana were delivered to a school where all the teachers got sick (stoned ). The goverment wasn't sure whether the the muffins were weapons of mass destruction
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  • Driver Cut In Half After Being Launched From SUV


    A driver of a sport utility vehicle that flipped nearly 12 times on Interstate 4 was cut in half after he was launched into the air and landed in the windshield of a moving SUV, according to Local 6 News.

    Witnesses said the driver somehow lost control of his SUV on I-4, swerved and then caused a five-car crash in Lake Mary on Thursday night.

    The driver was thrown high into the air and into oncoming traffic. He crashed through the windshield of a moving vehicle.

    "It was the worst thing I have ever seen in my life," witness Gary Salvatore said. "They guy flew over the guardrail. He got ejected out of the truck like a missile. All I saw was arms flaring in the air and he just hit the ground. To see that poor guy flying in the air like that, it was a nightmare."

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  • WW1


    People tend to know in simplistic terms why both World War I and World War II started, but often they do not seem to realise just how complex the situations were at those times.

    In the case of World War I most people know that assassination of Franz Ferdinand set of the war, but they don't realise all the factors that surround this.

    Prior to the war the countries of Europe were arrayed in sophisticated systems of alliance. These systems were so closely balanced that the weakening of one country fatally weakened the entire alliance. This meant that if even once country was attacked then the two alliances effectively had to declare war on one another.

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  • 70,000 Beer Cans


    The picture on the left shows approximately 70,000 beer cans that have been found in a man's apartment. The man apparently switched off the water to the house and drank nothing but cans Coors for 8 years!
    The man has now stopped drinking completely and the cans have been recycled for $800.
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    Boy, 15, charged over pregnant 11-year-old


    A TEENAGE boy has been charged with statutory rape after it emerged a West Lothian girl became pregnant aged 11.

    The girl, now aged 12, is set to become the UK's youngest mother when she gives birth in a month's time - four months before her 13th birthday.

    Yesterday Lothian and Borders Police said a 15-year-old boy was scheduled to appear on 10 July at Edinburgh Sheriff Court, having already made a previous appearance.

    News of the girl's pregnancy sparked concern about the state of sex education in Scotland and the pressure young people face in a highly sexualised society.

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