Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The effect of porn on male fertility:


"The results fit the hypothesis. Males who viewed the hardcore shots of other men with a woman produced more sperm (76.64±1.26 x 106/ml vs. 61.35±1.27 x 106/ml), and a higher percentage (52.1±7.3% vs. 49.3±8.0%) were actively motile. The men who thought the photos were more explicit than any they had seen before also had more potent semen than those who thought the images were relatively tame—the effect of novelty was strong.

A few other interesting correlations emerged. Moderate coffee drinking increased the sperm count. On the other hand, men who a carried a mobile phone in a hip pocket or on their belt (but not if they carried it elsewhere) had reduced sperm counts: 65.6±1.26 x 106/ml vs. 75.67±1.30 x 106/ml.

All of these results were statistically significant.

We can learn some important lessons from this.

* Ditch the cell phone!
* Drink coffee—it makes you more manly.
* Don't look at porn too often, since you can habituate.
* When you do look at porn, the more explicit, the better.
* Here's the awkward one: the more studly guys lounging about in your porn, the more anxious your gonads will be, and the better their production."

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