I Found This On Ebay

IT'S TIME TO TURN THE TABLES AND ABDUCT AN ALIEN FEMALE FOR A LITTLE SCIENTIFIC BUTT PROBING!
For too long, we humans have been subjected to abduction and testing by unknown aliens. Testing that always seems to involve significant probing. Now it's the human's time.

It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified, and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now, you too can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades - incredible sex with an alien! No mortal love doll can compare. This full-size, inflatable love doll is endowed with THREE supple breasts to satisfy any horny breast man. She has three fully functional love holes; an inviting pussy-shaped mouth, fully usable vagina and anal openings. Her fingers are endowed with suction cup endings. Her green eyes, twin belly buttons and purplish skin add to her unearthly appeal. I forgot to mention, her ears look like butt holes. Over 5 feet tall, she will make a welcome addition to your bed, and scare the heck out of your timid friends. For your protection, doll is new and sealed in a clear bag within the protective box.

I'll also throw in a tube of some green tinted alien love lube recovered from Rozwell, New Mexico.

Whether you're looking for an out-of-this-world sexual experience, or just want to scare your friends; this is the doll for you.