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Rest In Peaces

I found out last night that my dad died.



Lott, Michael John "Mike", 52, auto mechanic, passed away April 22, 2007. Viewing Thursday 2:00 to 8:00 p.m. with family 6:00 to 7:00 p.m. and funeral services 1:00 p.m. Friday, April 27 both at Resthaven Mortuary. Preceded in death by his mother Jean 1996. Survivors are sons, Jonathan Michael, Sean of Maize and Michael, Jr. of Wichita; daughter Renae Gordon of Derby; father James "Jim" Lott of Argonia; sisters Patricia (Tom) Griffiths of Wichita, Dorothy (Jim Gier) Lott of Northport, Alabama, Mary Jo Bernal of Wichita; numerous nieces, nephews and other relatives and friends. In lieu of flowers a memorial may be made to an organization of your choice.
Published in the Wichita Eagle on 4/25/2007.

The House Of Mung Coming Soon

From The creator of The Asphole comes the sickest most rude vile disturbing blog ever.



coming May 1st to a computer near you!!!!!!!

Find waldo and win

I will be at the TYPE O NEGATIVE concert

April 14, 2007
Granada Theatre - Lawrence, KS
Doors 6pm, Show 7:30pm
Tickets $22 Advance / $25 Day of Show
All Ages

Notes: Tickets on sale now. For more information please call the venue at 785.842.1390.

Ill be the one wearing this shirt


If you spot me just walk up to me and say I like big butts and I cannot lie And you will win. Win what you ask. Well I'm kinda poor but I'll buy you a beer and if you are coowitit bust out a little 420.

Pardon Jim!!!!!

TV producer wants Jim Morrison pardoned

04/10/2007 12:38 PM, AP


Gov. Charlie Crist is being asked to pardon the late Jim Morrison, lead singer of The Doors, 38 years after he was convicted of exposing himself during a Miami concert.

Dave Diamond, a cable TV producer from Dayton, Ohio, wrote to Crist last month asking for the pardon. Diamond said the goal is to remember the Melbourne, Fla., native as an artist, not a rock 'n' roll bad boy with a rap sheet.

Crist is an alumnus of Florida State, which Morrison had attended.

"Well, given that fact, I'm certainly willing to review it," said Crist.

Morrison was charged days after a concert at Dinner Key Auditorium in Coconut Grove in 1969. He alleged exposed himself and simulated a sex act, which he denied doing.

He was acquitted on a felony charge for lewd and lascivious behavior, but was convicted of indecent exposure and profanity.

Many feel the Miami arrest put Morrison and the band in a downward spiral, which led to promoters canceling concerts and earned the band a stream of negative publicity.

Diamond and other fans say Morrison wouldn't have been charged if the same situation occurred today.

"We'd just like to see where we get to a point to let Morrison be judged because of the music and poetry and not be judged because of this Miami case," said Diamond.

The hard-living Morrison died of heart failure in a Paris bathtub in 1971, while his case was still on appeal. He was 27.

Morrison's father, retired U.S. Adm. George S. Morrison, 87, who lives in California, said he would support a pardon.

Crist, however, cannot pardon someone by himself. He needs two of the three other members of the Florida Cabinet, which acts as the state clemency board. In addition, there are no procedures for posthumous pardons.

In his letter to Crist, Diamond noted the former New York Gov. George Pataki pardoned the late comedian Lenny Bruce on an obscenity conviction.

"It's not about Jim Morrison's image as the Lizard King or The Doors music. It's about a citizen of Florida who was convicted in a case where the law was not applied," said Diamond, 34.

Chemical Transmission #1

Amputation complete Sector 5 has been locked now you must find the answer 3:15am we are running out of time. Enter East Gate Using the codename nurosinc. must hurry time is of up most importance. END TRANSMISSION.

The future is comeing

Soon You Will See The End

Dead Eyes

Once I saw a girl reading the phonebook as if it were a novel creating a storyline only she could understand. She stared intently at the yellow pages slowly sipping at a glass of ice tea. Her eyes were cold and dead as if she was only alive by some base instinct deep inside telling her to keep breathing. She was not aware she had died long ago. Visions of lost love and childhood trauma danced in her head as she silently screamed for someone any one to notice her. She wished she could feel anything for just a moment a spark of life. Anything to let her know she was still alive but no matter how hard she tried she still felt nothing. The years of isolation and fear had left her completely numb. She looked up only for a second and quietly said no more and I watched as what was left of her exit the thin frail body it had once called home. Quietly her body slumped in the booth seat of the small diner. I watched as people passed her to involved with there own lives to notice as she laid there dead and alone. I still wonder who was she the lonely girl with the dead eyes.

Convinced

Ok you have convinced me I am still needed here. So I am starting a new blog witch will have most of the things you have all come to know and love about the Asphole and some new things including more commentary by me. I'll keep you all posted on my progress Via the Asphole. And I want to thank all of you for your words of support without you none of this would have been possible.

CLOSED 4 GOOD

I am closing the asphole blog for ever. But I might open a new sight That is if YOU want me to. If anyone out there wants me to start a new sight leave a comment or email me at the_asphole@yahoo.com.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

With any luck I'll be back to posting soon.

Type O Negative On Tour With A New Album!!!!!!!!!!

Type O Negative is playing

April 14, 2007

Granada Theatre - Lawrence, KS

Doors 6pm, Show 7:30pm
Tickets $22 Advance / $25 Day of Show
All Ages

Notes: Tickets on sale 3/3/07. For more information please call the venue at 785.842.1390.


And there new album Dead Again



drops March 13 2007

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'Horror movie' warning in serial killings case

Jurors who begin hearing evidence today against a pig farmer accused of being Canada's worst serial killer have been warned by the judge to expect testimony "as bad a horror movie."

Robert William Pickton is charged with the deaths of 26 women, mostly prostitutes and drug addicts who vanished from Vancouver's impoverished Downtown Eastside neighbourhood in the 1990s.

He is accused of luring women to his family's seven-hectare pig farm outside Vancouver, where investigators say he threw drink and drug fuelled raves with prostitutes.

After his arrest in February 2002, health officials issued a tainted meat advisory to neighbours who may have bought pork from his farm, concerned that it may have contained human remains.
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'12-year-old' is 29-year-old sex offender

A charter school alerted authorities to a 29-year-old sex offender who tried to enroll there, pretending he was just 12, in what sheriff's officials said Friday may have been an attempt to lure children into sexual abuse.

The Yavapai County sheriff's office also said Neil Havens Rodreick II conned two men he was living with and having sex with into believing he was a young boy.

One of them, 61-year-old Lonnie Stiffler, called himself Rodreick's grandfather when he tried to enroll him at Mingus Springs Charter School as "Casey Price."

"This is the weirdest case I've seen in 18 years," sheriff's spokeswoman Susan Quayle said. "If it wasn't so sad it would be funny."

A total of four men were in custody in the case Friday on various charges, including fraud, forgery, identity theft and failure to register as a sex offender.

Officials at the charter school in Chino Valley, about 90 miles northwest of Phoenix, told deputies that papers the "grandfather" presented appeared to be fake and that the "boy" looked much older than 12.
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X-rated industry finds high definition is too graphic

The X-rated industry has gotten too graphic, even for its own tastes.

Pornography has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from the printing press to the videocassette. Now pornographic movie studios are staying ahead of the curve by releasing high-definition DVDs.

But they have discovered that the technology is sometimes not so sexy. The high-definition format is accentuating imperfections in the actors — from a little extra cellulite on a leg to wrinkles around the eyes.

Hollywood is dealing with similar problems, but they are more pronounced for pornographers, who rely on close-ups and who, because of their quick adoption of the new format, are facing the issue more immediately than mainstream entertainment companies.

Producers are taking steps to hide the imperfections. Some shots are lit differently, while some actors simply are not shot at certain angles, or are getting cosmetic surgery, or seeking expert grooming.
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NERDCORE 2007 Calendar

It's the hardcore gamer's fantasy - a utopia of retro button-mashing and joystick-tweaking, populated by cute girls playing to their heart's content. Nude girls. Arcade coin-ops, consoles, and handhelds galore - it's all fair game for these young lasses in this 2007 calendar of artfully-shot images by famed photographer.
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Graphic Footage Of The Kennedy Assassination

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Cheap, safe drug kills most cancers

It sounds almost too good to be true: a cheap and simple drug that kills almost all cancers by switching off their “immortality”. The drug, dichloroacetate (DCA), has already been used for years to treat rare metabolic disorders and so is known to be relatively safe.

It also has no patent, meaning it could be manufactured for a fraction of the cost of newly developed drugs.

Evangelos Michelakis of the University of Alberta in Edmonton, Canada, and his colleagues tested DCA on human cells cultured outside the body and found that it killed lung, breast and brain cancer cells, but not healthy cells. Tumours in rats deliberately infected with human cancer also shrank drastically when they were fed DCA-laced water for several weeks.

DCA attacks a unique feature of cancer cells: the fact that they make their energy throughout the main body of the cell, rather than in distinct organelles called mitochondria. This process, called glycolysis, is inefficient and uses up vast amounts of sugar.

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Hottie Of The Day Heather Michaels

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Sadam Had A Brother And His Head Popped Off.

Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Porn star wants Scarlett for role

SCARLETT Johansson is being lined up to play porn sensation Jenna Jameson in a movie of her life story.

The stunning actress has been handpicked by adult movie legend Jenna as her personal choice for the lead in a film adaptation of her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.

Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes filming will begin next year.

The X-rated actress told Britain's FHM magazine: "We're looking hopefully at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."

Scarlett has already vowed to strip off for the cameras if the right role comes along, saying last year: "I'm not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project."

There's certainly been plenty of nudity in Jenna's life - the racy star has appeared in around 100 porn films and is one of the highest paid adult actors in the world.
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Girl in human sling shot

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Couple charged with locking girl in bedroom for nearly two years

An Oshkosh couple is accused of locking their daughter up in a small room for nearly two years as punishment for behaving badly.

The couple only allowed the 13-year-old girl to leave for bathroom breaks, meals and to do chores, according to a criminal complaint filed in Winnebago County Circuit Court Tuesday.

The complaint states the girl was locked in a small bedroom for 22 hours a day for nearly two years. The bedroom was secured with a dead bolt accessible only from the outside and an alarm system that went off if the door was opened. There was a camera in the room that recorded what the girl was doing during at all hours of the day and night and the only furnishings in the room was a urine soaked mattress, a blanket, a pillow and an empty dresser.

Clint M. Engstrom, the girl's 32-year-old father, and her stepmother, Lynn M. Engstrom, 35, are charged with causing mental harm to a child, a felony that carries a maximum penalty of 12 years, six months in prison and a $25,000 fine.

"The facts are bizarre in this case," Winnebago County District Attorney Christian Gossett said. "This case is charged as causing mental harm to a child, but the behavior they engaged in and the conditions this child was kept in are just appalling."
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Hottie Of The Day Fantasia

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The Bastard Fairies

This album is free for all to download, and we just ask one simple thing. Please make copies for all your friends and ask them to do the same, and so on and so forth. You are our publicity, our promotion, our distribution and our friends. Please help us spread the word of The Bastard Fairies by sharing our music for free.
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Toy Cars Are Fun

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Mr Men

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Bizarre Suicidal Video of Bjorks Stalker

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Bizarre Giant Dolls

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Beer contains female hormones

Last month, University of Botswana scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Put a Corona in a freezer, take it out, then give it a tap. Watch it freeze instantly before your very eyes.

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World's Smallest Hard Drive

What's this? Not a Chiclet but an 8GB hard drive! Toshiba showed off its tiny, 0.85-inch hard drive last night, which is so small that it may have to be slapped with a "choking hazard" warning. It actually has a Guinness Book of World Records entry and weighs all of 2 grams. The drive has just jumped from 4GB to 8GB...can 16GB be far behind?

At its storage booth, Toshiba also showed off external storage hard drives (the first it's ever released), plus the first-ever writeable HD-DVD drives, in form factors for both desktop PCs and laptops. I didn't photograph those because, well, they look exactly like regular computer components.

I'll try to review some of these products in the coming months.

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Canadian coins bugged, U.S. security agency says

They say money talks, and a new report suggests Canadian currency is indeed chatting, at least electronically, on behalf of shadowy spies.

Canadian coins containing tiny transmitters have mysteriously turned up in the pockets of at least three American contractors who visited Canada, says a branch of the U.S. Department of Defence.

Security experts believe the miniature devices could be used to track the movements of defence industry personnel dealing in sensitive military technology.

"You might want to know where the individual is going, what meetings the individual might be having and, above all, with whom," said David Harris, a former CSIS officer who consults on security matters.More Pics Here