The Asphole

The Asphole has officaly been renamed, revamped and reopened as Click Here For The House Of Mung

I found out last night that my dad died. Lott, Michael John "Mike", 52, auto mechanic, passed away April 22, 2007. Viewing Thursda...

From The creator of The Asphole comes the sickest most rude vile disturbing blog ever. coming May 1st to a computer near you!!!!!!!

I will be at the TYPE O NEGATIVE concert April 14, 2007 Granada Theatre - Lawrence, KS Doors 6pm, Show 7:30pm Tickets $22 Advance / $25 Day ...

TV producer wants Jim Morrison pardoned 04/10/2007 12:38 PM, AP Gov. Charlie Crist is being asked to pardon the late Jim Morrison, lead sing...

Amputation complete Sector 5 has been locked now you must find the answer 3:15am we are running out of time. Enter East Gate Using the coden...

Soon You Will See The End

Once I saw a girl reading the phonebook as if it were a novel creating a storyline only she could understand. She stared intently at the yel...

Ok you have convinced me I am still needed here. So I am starting a new blog witch will have most of the things you have all come to know a...

I am closing the asphole blog for ever. But I might open a new sight That is if YOU want me to. If anyone out there wants me to start a new ...

With any luck I'll be back to posting soon.

Type O Negative is playing April 14, 2007 Granada Theatre - Lawrence, KS Doors 6pm, Show 7:30pm Tickets $22 Advance / $25 Day of Show All Ag...

My computer crashed so The Asphole will be closed for the next mounth or so. Until then go to R2K Forcemaster2000 Productions girl, you...

Jurors who begin hearing evidence today against a pig farmer accused of being Canada's worst serial killer have been warned by the judge...

A charter school alerted authorities to a 29-year-old sex offender who tried to enroll there, pretending he was just 12, in what sheriff...

The X-rated industry has gotten too graphic, even for its own tastes. Pornography has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from...

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It's the hardcore gamer's fantasy - a utopia of retro button-mashing and joystick-tweaking, populated by cute girls playing to their...

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It sounds almost too good to be true: a cheap and simple drug that kills almost all cancers by switching off their “immortality”. The drug, ...

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SCARLETT Johansson is being lined up to play porn sensation Jenna Jameson in a movie of her life story. The stunning actress has been handpi...

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An Oshkosh couple is accused of locking their daughter up in a small room for nearly two years as punishment for behaving badly. The couple ...

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This album is free for all to download, and we just ask one simple thing. Please make copies for all your friends and ask them to do the sam...

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Last month, University of Botswana scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in bee...

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What's this? Not a Chiclet but an 8GB hard drive! Toshiba showed off its tiny, 0.85-inch hard drive last night, which is so small that i...

They say money talks, and a new report suggests Canadian currency is indeed chatting, at least electronically, on behalf of shadowy spies. C...