Thursday, September 21, 2006

Steve-O Jacked It On Richie's Back!


Jackass-er, Steve-O, appeared on the Howard Stern show yesterday morning and confessed that he never actually had sex with Nicole Richie. He did admit that the jacked off on her back while she pretended to be asleep.

He said: "She had her back to me and she was dead asleep when I rubbed the first one out. I was, like, trying to wake her up when I was rubbing one out ... and ultimately I squeezed her hard enough the second two times she was totally awake. She never rolled over to face me. I was being so careful not to offend her in anyway because I wanted to be in those tabloid magazines!"

"She said, 'I just broke off an engagement,' and the truth is she wanted some publicity for something other than being skinny. It was a big publicity stunt. She would come pick me up. I don’t drive. I think she called the paparazzi too. These muther effers were coming from all directions. I'm even giving interviews to the video paparazzi, and I thought this is the kind of scrutiny I WANT to be under. I want to be in the tabloids! I fuckin' loved it. I have no hard feelings. I don't think she has any hard feelings for me."

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