Don't get confused

The morning shower is a complicated discipline. Sometimes you need a helping hand in pinpointing just where to lather up next.

Our Arse/Face Soap will introduce some much needed hygiene into the mornings ablutions, telling you in no uncertain terms exactly where to stick the soap next.

Now even the most non-morning of people should be able to suss this one out. No matter where you usually wash first, this soap will fit neatly into your cleansing routine and keep each side of the soap separate.

Those years of washing your face with the same side of the soap that's been responsible for lathering up your behind are over.

Our Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking black and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on while in the bath.

After all, you wouldn't want the 'Face' side accidentally coming into contact with your, ahem, other side, would you?

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