PARIS HILTON IS DISEASED

Elijah Blue Allman, the son of Cher and Gregg Allman, said on the Howard Stern show last week that he was so concerned that he may have caught an STD after having sex with Paris Hilton that he scrubbed his penis with Tilex. MSNBC says:
Hilton is “not happy” about Allman’s comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a “sweet girl.” Alman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton’s reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie.

I'd actually rather have sex with the bottle of Tilex than Paris Hilton. At least then I wouldn't have to guess why my penis was burning. There are really only about 10 things that I would care to see Paris Hilton do these days, although 1 through 9 are all "kill yourself". Number 10 is actually "kill yourself" as well, but I wrote the "I" in "Kill" as a little lightning bolt.

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Paris Hilton is furious with Cher’s son for claiming that the two had sex — and that then he worried that he caught something from her.

Elijah Blue Allman, Cher’s son by rocker Gregg Allman, went on the Howard Stern show last week and boasted that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous. Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex.

Hilton is “not happy” about Allman’s comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a “sweet girl.”

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