JFK was a member of a vampire sect

TruthVendor can reveal that President John F. Kennedy, assassinated by persons unknown on November 22, 1963, was in fact the ringleader of a vicious breakaway vampire sect that had been plotting for centuries to take over the earth by inflitrating political institutions.

We have seen a leaked copy of the autopsy report in its state immediately prior to "cleansing" by the CIA. This document was delivered to one of our dead-drops anonymously last December and we have had it thouroughly analysed for authenticity. Now, we can reveal that it is the real deal.

JFK was probably the most popular president of the United States, at least in terms of the popularity he enjoyed whilst alive. But his trademark toothless smile held a dark secret - a pair of inch-long fangs and a thirst not only for politics but for the blood of women and small children.

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