Top 5 Things To Do While in a Bathroom Stall

1. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?”

2. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”

5. Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.”