Clever Quotes
1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
3. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
5. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
6. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
7. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
8. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
9. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
10. You can't be late until you show up.
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2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
3. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
5. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
6. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
7. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
8. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
9. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
10. You can't be late until you show up.
posted by asphole at 6:20 AM
1 Comments:
Super color scheme, I like it! Good job. Go on.
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