Are You GOTH?
Do you feel like the evil twin? Do you wish you were a lonely immortal searching for solice away from sunlight? Do you really like black T-shirts? Maybe you're Goth and just didn't know it.
WARNING SIGNS:
Pleasure Through Pain - If you like acting depressed and moody on purpose, you might have Goth tendencies. Of course, if you act in violent ways (i.e. attacking cute, fluffy squirrels in your yard with a spork) then you're not Goth at all - just psychotic.
The Black Hole Closet - If you have trouble picking out clothes to wear because your entire closet contents are black, you might be Goth. However, if you're just wearing black because stains don't show up as well, or because black rarely clashes with itself, you're just fashion paranoid. If you own a cape, you're a legit Goth.
Neurotic Name Changing - If your real name is Todd but you'd rather go by Azrael Abyss, then you're a Goth. If you've changed your name legally to one of the characters in an Anne Rice novel, you're truly scary.
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