Tuesday, June 27, 2006

5 Top Rejection Lines and Their Real Meaning

1. I’m not attracted to you in that way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)

2. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

3. I’m celibate. (One look at you and I’m ready to swear off men altogether.)

4. Let’s be friends. (I want you punish you by having you stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)

5. My life is too complicated right now. (I’m waiting for a rich guy to come along and take care of me.)

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