Free the gnomes

Thousands of Gnomes are enslaved in Gardens across America. For too long we have let our neighbors usurp the rights of these gentle woodland creatures.

Join our boycott. Organize a picket demonstration. Write to Congress. Free a Gnome.

Have you seen a Gnome in captivity? Report it here . This information will be made available to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front, the Local, Federal, and International authorities, the appropriate amnesty organizations and will be transmitted into space via a powerful, world-class radio astronomy dish.

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