Csepel Politicians in Mutual Penis Popsicle Disgust

A political storm has blown up in Csepel over the red penis- and vulva-shaped popsicles that were on sale for Ft 500 each at a recent kids' day run by the local MSZP mayor. In what my be a non-scandal whipped up by Index's Pufajkás Turul scandal department, MSZP and Fidesz seem to be blaming each other for the inappropriate oral stimulation - which was positioned prominently on market stalls, probably by someone who had nothing to do with either party. As the increasingly incoherent Turul tells it, the two parties are fighting it out in a verbal slanging match incorporating so many references to licking, sucking and bad tastes that it is beneath even us to translate it.

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